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Question: Isn’t this funny! (fighter pilot joke!)?
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?” says the startled Marie. “I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!” She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”
(continued!)
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. “Pierre! What are you doing?”, asks the bewildered Marie. “I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!” They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!” Our hero, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, “PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, “I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!”
Answer:
Answer by woood
kinda crude yet funnie ..pierre sholud learn to bail out when going down …peace out ..
have a safe new year ..
Question: is this an effective joke?
a russian, a german, a british,and a french guy found this genie bottle. when they rubbed the bottle,a genie appeared. thankful that the four guys released him, he said to them,”next to you are 4 swimming pools. i will give each of you a wish. when you run towards the pool,jump and shout your wish and it will come true. the french wanted to start. he ran to the pool,jumped and shouted “WINE”. the pool changed instantly into a pool of wine. next is the russian. he did the same and shouted “VODKA” and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. next in line is the German who jumped and shouted,”BEER”. all three of them were very contented with their wishes. and last is the british. seeing the fulfillment of his friends, he excitedly ran to the pool. but suddenly, he steps on a banana peel. he slipped towards the pool and shouted “S H I T!!”…
you know what happened next..
Answer:
Answer by Goddess Amore
Lmao! That was too funny.
Question: The french fighter pilot!! Joke! Star?
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!”
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?”, says the startled Marie.
“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says,
“Pierre, kiss me lower.”
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
“Pierre! What are you doing?’, asks the bewildered Marie.
“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!”
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!”
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.
He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,
“PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”
“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!”
Answer:
Answer by LeArthur
That’s not funny that’s terrible!!!
Question: old clinton joke?
There was the then-president of Mexico, Carlos Salinas de Gortari, then-president of USA, Bill Clinton, and the then-president of France, François Mitterrand all sitting down on a table in France. The president of Mexico grabs a bottle of tequila and hands it to the US president saying “Le Tequila?”
Clinton grabs a bottle of wine and hands it over to the French president saying “Le Wine?”
The French president grabs a bottle of whiskey and hands it over to Clinton saying “Le Whiskey?”
Clinton replies “No thanks, I already had enough of that bi.t.c.h”
Answer:
Answer by iluvmyhbcu
lol thats funny.